Dr Turner Round is a nerdy sports scientist. Many triathletes have been asking questions about wetsuits so I asked him for his advice on how to take them off REALLY FAST in a race.
Hello triathletes of all species.
Most triathletes are stupid about getting off their wetsuits. This is my unique 10 step very fast wetsuit removal procedure. Lose it or use it!
STEP 1 Near the end of your swim, relax and empty your mind.
STEP 2 Visualise yourself as a banana.
STEP 3 Exit the water.
STEP 4 Visualise yourself as a wet, running banana.
STEP 5 Pretend you are a hand peeling a banana from the top down.
Important: If you don’t know the top end of a banana from the bottom, try visualising yourself as an avocado.
STEP 6 While continuing to run, remove the top of your banana or avocado and pull the skin downwards so it droops around your tummy.
STEP 7 Now visualise yourself as a very wriggly, wet banana or avocado with human arms and legs.
STEP 8 Find your bike.
STEP 9 Pull the banana or avocado peel off your legs.
Step 10 Jump on the banana or avocado peel.
You have now removed your wetsuit really fast and are ready to ride. Visualise yourself as an apricot.
Dr Turner Round MD, M St, X2
Famous Nerdy Sports Scientist.
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